Did you know that the Boxelder bugs favorite thing to eat is the seeds that are on the female Boxelder Tree?  Did you know that there was a female and male Boxelder Tree?  Did you know that they lay their eggs on the leaves of female Boxelder Tree?  Are you getting tired of me saying female Boxelder Tree?  I think we should start a nationwide campaign to kill all the female Boxelder Trees.  They’re definitely not worth it.  Is there any good reason to keep Boxelder Trees?  Those bugs are annoying. 

 They are everywhere!  Those stupid bugs are still around.  They’re not covering the sides of buildings anymore, but they are crawling all over the walls at work.  We keep trying to squash them, but then the ants start infesting the area to pick apart and carry the bug pieces to wherever ants carry bug pieces.  So then we have to get out the ant poison and kill them…  It’s just too much work.

It seems that the Boxelder bugs are watching me.  They stop and put their little antenna up when I walk by… that’s creepy.

I hate bugs.

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